On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of

nowhere the following people are stranded

two Italian men and one Italian woman

two French men and one French woman

two German men and one German woman

two Greek men and one Greek woman

two English men and one English woman

two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman

two Japanese men and one Japanese woman

two Chinese men and one Chinese woman

two American men and one American woman

two Irish men and one Irish woman

One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted

islands in the middle of nowhere the following things

have occurred

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian

woman

The two French men and the French woman are living happily

together in a m�nage-�-trois

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of

alternating visits with the German woman

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek

woman is cleaning and cooking for them

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce

them to the English woman

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless

ocean and another long look at the Bulgarian woman and

started swimming

The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting

instructions

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy liquor store

restaurant laundry and have gotten the woman pregnant in

order to supply employees for their store

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide

because the American woman keeps on complaining about her

body the true nature of feminism how she can do everything

they can do the necessity of fulfilment the equal division of

household chores how sand and palm trees make her look fat

how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her

nicer than they do and how her relationship with her mother is

improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining

The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and

set up a distillery They do not remember if sex is in the picture

because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of

coconut whiskey But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't

having any fun